Gelin turns 50.  No one cares.

Gelin turns 50. No one cares.

Tom Gelin, a Top 20 Summer paddle player, celebrated his 50th birthday this past Saturday at his lovely home in the Top View Trails sub-dividsion of Cedarburg.  It was a fine turn out with plenty of food, beer and whiskey (supplied by his neighbors and friends).  Too...
Einhorn defends rankings – Brock dazed

Einhorn defends rankings – Brock dazed

How the mighty have fallen The New Summer Paddle Season is well underway and it took only two weeks for tensions to mount.  Summer Commissioner Dan Einhorn assumed that it would be an easy gig to give cooped up middle age men the opportunity to enjoy an evening out at...
Farley nails Smack! prediction…

Farley nails Smack! prediction…

“Did I not say that I would take Russ kicking and screaming into the Reprieve bracket?” The only thing that can be said for his predictive powers is that he is a very good judge of first round talent.  From there, a Rhesus Monkey could have predicted that...
Smack! Draw Announced

Smack! Draw Announced

This year’s Smack! Tournament will be the highlight of the Wisconsin’s winter platform tennis season — and with a full draw, should prove to be the best yet.  Great food, a good cause and a full day of paddle is in store. These are known facts.  What...
Smacked!

Smacked!

Getting a spot in the upcoming SMACK! tournament can be a daunting task, and even more humiliating, to know just how attractive (or unattractive) your abilities appear to your fellow paddlers… What follows is a hacked letter from Mike Farley to Nick Curran: — —...