Log 43.1.17
Subject: Lucke, David – – – Internist
COMRADES OF CEDAR CLUB: THIS IS A MESSAGE SENT FOR HALF OF YOU. . . CURRENT IMAGES FROM MY SEASON ENDING MATCH INCLUDE LUNDEEN DECKED IN LIME GREEN KNEE-HIGHS, EINHORD SHIRTLESS AND FRENCHIE WANDERING ONTO THE COURT TO SHAKE MY HAND WITH HIS BLOODY STUMP. — STOP.
THIS CALLS FOR AN ADDENDUM AND, AS DESCRIBED IN MY PREVIOUS COMMUNIQUES, WE ARE SHOOTING FOR ONE MORE INFORMAL EVENT. WE ARE PLANNING AN INAUGURAL “BACK 40” EVENT. DATE TO BE WED APRIL 19 AT 6PM — IF EL PRESIDENTE APPROVES OUR TAKING OVER OPEN PADDLE DATE. SHOOTING FOR WEEKEND DATES FOR THIS APRIL PROVED UNWORKABLE. YOU CAN SIGN UP IF YOU’RE RANKED BELOW THE TOP 45, AND YOU WILL WANT NO PART OF IT IF YOU’RE NOT. TJ STRACHOTA CAN SIGN UP BECAUSE A STRAGE EL NINO-LIKE CONFLUENCE OF WINDS BLEW HIM TO 40, WHERE HE WILL STAND PROUDLY UNTIL NEXT FALL. AS FOR MENTZER, I CHECKED, YOU QUALIFY. WE WILL PLAY A ROUND ROBIN, SWITCHING PARTNERS EACH MATCH. NOT SURE HOW WE DETERMINE CHAMPS, BUT IT’S NOT ABOUT THAT ANYWAY AND WE’LL FIGURE IT OUT. CARDS AFTERWARD FOR ALL. — STOP.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU’RE IN. — STOP.
— SUPEREME COMMANDER, DR. DAVID LUCKE, SHEEPSHEAD GUILD 404 — STOP.
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43.1.17
I suspect this photo may be doctored- clearly this isn’t my paddle.
Perfectly achieved. – Stop
Your pun is not lost on me.