Feldy, change your oil.

Jon, seriously…

It has become clear to practically everyone at the Club that you have not changed the oil in your car for close to a year now.  That’s a problem… especially with all of the driving you do to Chicago.

Please don’t ignore that little light on your dashboard.  For heavens sake, your engine could seize up and die when you least expect it. But hey, you’re a big time attorney, I’m sure you know what you’re doing.

But… just sayin’.